Pam the Whale: The Duke of the Deep Sea
"Pam, the whale, had a cute charm."
"She had a plan to use a tube."
"Pam sang a song that was a tune."
"She blew the tube, it was not a fluke."
"A ship sank, Pam had to rule."
"She was not rude, she did not fume."
"With her flute, she set the mood."
"The ship was a cube, but she did not puke."
"She was not mute, she said, 'I am the duke.'"
"Pam did not mope, she had hope."
"With a rope, she tied the ship to a dune"
"She was not a dude, but she was shrewd."
"She did not prune, but she did swoon."
"She was not a mule, but she was cool."
"Pam, the whale, was not a fool."
"With a wink, she took a sip of her drink."
"With her fins, she made some spins."
"With a grin, she knew she'd win."
"She did not fuss, she did not cuss."
"With a dash, she made a splash."